If you don't want to go there, then here is another story. I also found this on the net, and I don't know who it is by. So if you wrote this, email me and I will give you credit. Here it is. . .

There was a boy. And this boy had little figurines of his favorite Nintendo characters. He loved to have them battle. This boy also had a white magical glove (kind of corny, isn't it?). And with his glove, he could make his toys come alive. And so that glove, supposedly, is the Master Hand in the end.